Joyeux anniversaire


My birthday had passed recently and essentially I didn’t think about it until one of my coworkers asked what day it was. not sure why it slipped my mind like that but it came back to me quickly.

later before i left work becky bought be a cupcake not long after she came to work. she realized it was my birthday as it was posted to my fb account. she had someone in another department put writing on my cupcake.

that someone is mary. yeah unfortunately i talk about her on this blog a lot accusing her of “stalking” and wondering what’s going on upstairs in her mind. i’ve already talked about those “crazy vibes” from her. on realizing that she was responsible for the lettering i hugged her, just went over to her area asked and she obliged.

for the record becky is a hugger and for the cupcake she got one too.i was real tempted to say i really wanted to steal something else but thought better of it. really thoughtful of her to think of that.

so today a pair of anything from professional courtesies or friendly courtesies, whatever, cool thing she did. unfortunately before i got home to eat the cupcake the lettering smearing off posted the results on instagram. and then went home to chill for the rest of the day.

crazy vibe holiday plans


NOTE: pic above is not of crazy vibes but of the character crazy eyes from “orange is the new black”. an online tv program i have never watched, however, this came up in google search. i don’t know if this matches the character of crazy vibes or just fitting because of the moniker i used for her.

been a while since i’ve talked about crazy vibes – girl who works in a nearby department next to mine. you know it’s time to give her a proper name, mary.

really neither story involves me flirting with mary or anything like. she such a cute girl and very attractive but what gives me pause is what’s going on upstairs. not frightening, however, if it’s bad not sure i’d want to find out.

a few weeks ago we were getting ready for the holidays and she was served by the coworker who said i couldn’t handle her. he had another coworker in his ear and she proved to be nitpicky where he just opted out. her nitpickiness irritated him to the point where now i declare her his girlfriend. we laugh about it and sometimes it elicits a “f*ck you jack” from him.

much more recently, she broke into a convo between my supervisor and i. we were talking about the holidays and what we were going to do. i noted that my mother wanted to see James Bond. well my supervisor lets her know my potential plans for the holiday.

Mary seemed excited about James Bond and indicates she wants to see it. then talks about a nearby cinema where films are discounted on certain days if you join their membership.

now this is where it involves me. my supervisor suggested i go with her to see James Bond. to which i say, there’s something going on upstairs and not that eager to find out what it is. he says it’s very interesting, perhaps too interesting i said…

so anyway i went down to my coworker later and having had to remind him of who his girlfriend is i told him he should beat me up. he asks why and it’s because i was just talking to his girlfriend. another coworkers asks why we were being so mean. no answer really but that was another “f*ck you jack”.

probably a let down from the stalking episode involving mary, i’ll bet. lol

a wild exaggeration

dropped-the-ball1my most recent post about Ms. Crazy Vibes was intended in jest. it’s not something that was intended to be taken seriously and yet it was something totally random. i must say though it reminds of those many times that i’ve incurred the wrath of more than one woman who decided to overact according to whatever actions i may have done. whether or not it had anything to do with her.

regardless i finally told a coworker about this, and regardless of how i just attempted to not say too much he figured out who i was talking about. in situations like this what often happens which is what i could expect is that it turned into it was the perfect opportunity to talk to her. although he would still say i shouldn’t fool with her anyway.

my only answer was to pull a squeezable ball i carry around and just proceed to drop it on the ground to say…”i dropped the ball“. at the same time i also indicated that it was too early in the morning for me and her actions totally caught me off guard.

we both agreed that i shouldn’t even attempt to fool with her we both agreed if she offered (and yes it’s not that simple) we would hit that. although i should have a few more scruples and discipline than that (probably more accurate in my case fear). besides i haven’t waited this long only to give up my virginity to someone who just would….

although in this case, perhaps that shouldn’t be the end game now with Crazy Vibes. She was also described by coworker as looney and also weird. I’ve been called weird and still not sure how i feel about that.