honesty box mafia wars

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so this is one of the more unusual honesty box exchange i ever had. a young lady decided to message me regarding my mafia wars activity indicating that she doesn’t like it. whoever it was probably had me on her mind more than she realizes.

they said,
I\’m getting tired of all your mafia wars shit. Get a life

you said,
babe. you can go fuck yourself

they said,
wow you stepped away from mafia wars to tell me this. there is hope. Oh by the way I already did that today.

you said,
lol i don’t need to know that you masturbated but turned on that you did.

The woman i suspect of writing this message dropped me off her list after this exchange. i’m sure that she had been disappointed by my interactions with her online. especially since i often would message her through hb and unfortunately wouldn’t reciprocate. at some point she lost interest anyway.

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honesty box kissing

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Here is one example of an honesty box convo that I’ve had. As I comb through the archives of my past messages, there will be more in the future. Hopefully more “sexual” in content although probably not entirely exciting.

you said,
Can I get some sugar off of those nice lips?

they said,
lol……that depends….

you said,
You need to know who I am? Or does it depend on if you like me or not? Or do I have to be tall dark and handsome?

they said,
i would like to know who you are…lol

you said,
I would LOVE to tell you, but I know I won’t get a kiss. ๐Ÿ˜›

they said,
how do you figure?

you said,
We live in two separate cities and to give a guy you may not know a kiss would require a road trip.

they said,
what city u live in?

you said,
In in ATL right now.

they said,
do we know each other?  y u wanna kiss me?  lol….

you said,
Nah, we don’t although we are “facebook friends”. As for the why, well aside for the fact that you seem to have nice lips, I just wanted to ask.

they said,
Whats ur name friend?

you said,
Let’s just say that you’ve heard from me from time to time. I may lay a compliment here and there. ๐Ÿ™‚

they said,
oh…c’mon….i need another hint…

you said,
Would you want to know a strange guy who started off asking for a kiss? lol!!!

they said,
quit stalling and tell me who u are! lol

you said,
What if I sent you a message with my name on it? I’d do it anyway just to you know not keep stalling, but would it get me that kiss or what would happen? lol

they said,
still waiting for you to tell me who you are…you can write it in a note, on my wall….just tell me! lol

you said,
I don’t strive to make this type of thing public so it’ll have to be a Facebook message. You must want to give a kiss away don’t you. LOL!

they said,
i just wanna know who wants a kiss……then we can go from there…lol..send me a message

you said,
Sounds good. ๐Ÿ™‚

they said,
lol

With that being said, I can’t say for certain how this ultimately concluded. I’d have to do some digging and figure this out. It’s entirely possible that nothing came of this and this young lady never found out who wanted to lock lips with her.

honesty box red lips

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In this young lady’s case i just wrote about her full red lips. she was the kind of girl i wanted to “lose my virginity” to. she seemed to have this athletic build judging by her pics. she wasn’t petite at all either. the question was could i handle her. you can consider this convo a wtf. although could i have saved myself some trouble if i just simply came out to her instead of going back and forth with her anonymously?

you said,
you\’ve got some red lips ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

they said,
You mad?

you said,
Hb isn’t that serious

you said,
why would i be mad about red lips? besides what if i want to kiss them.

they said,
You put a sad face as if you didn’t like it.

they said,
Sorry, I don’t kiss people I don’t know.

you said,
meh it wasn’t that i didn’t like it. i did a lot, but like you said you have no idea who i am and you don’t know me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

they said,
So you enjoy going back and forth without me knowing who you are?

you said,
still want to know?

and as with the others i seem to only connect with her around the time of her birthday. if i find an excuse to randomly say anything else often i get ignored. perhaps she’s too busy or wasn’t even that interested. That or I’m a random that’s not worth the time.

i decided to share this because i got the number of a girl who has nice lips.

honesty box digits

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Here’s another good one from my days fooling around in the honesty box. Actually got a girl’s number although not sure if it was real. I’ll explain.

you said,
I\’d like to work at being a friend of yours.

they said,
Sounds good to me! What would that take?

you said,
A phone number could start. ๐Ÿ˜›

they said,
oh really…I wanna know who you are though!!! Boo.

you said,
You will, I hope! Of course I know that I’ll have to make myself known. Still I hope that when I do, I’ll have your #. ๐Ÿ˜›

they said,
You can have it…name first…

you said,
I think I’m ready now! ๐Ÿ™‚

they said,
Name please.ย  Last time asking ๐Ÿ˜›

you said,
I think I gave you a name. lol

they said,
2**-2**-5***.

I never called this number. Ultimately this young lady would become a married woman although I have at times wanted to reach out to her. The unfortunate thing is if there was an opportunity here I didn’t take it. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Also I know she’s been married for a while I also discovered she’s with child. Congrats to her still boo-hoo for me because I never took my shot.

honesty box virgin invitation

youre_invited_wthis is something i conceived of as a protected post. this time it will be left public. one of those honesty box messages i wanted to share but kept coming up with other topics such as work. perhaps now is a good time to share this anonymous virgin message to some young woman years ago.


you said,
ok i’m a virgin lol

they said,
more power to you! save it til she’s worth it!

you said,
well i do wish she was you ๐Ÿ˜‰

You know, I never seemed to be able to get a full-blown convo out of this young lady. However as a busy woman she gave me her cell number one time when i contacted her because she was in town. never “linked” with her sadly. this young lady is a cutie pie though and seemingly ambitious with her life. how could i ever connect with her? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

btw, in all the years i would randomly talk to her on fb she never once wrote on my wall although i often did for her birthday. it surprised me and was so random it excited me somehow. although i’m just some guy on facebook who talks to random women online.

ย From my honesty box archives

honesty-boxI’ve decided to share some of the honesty box posts made over the years. many of them surely will prove to be embarrassing, but hopefully entertaining. i would expect that you will be the judge of where i went wrong or perhaps in very few cases right.

however most of them will be post protected so you will need a password. just e-mail me at nolovevirgin @ gmail.com and i will provide it to you. also note that I reserve the right to change the password at any time.